Duke Cannon Basic Ass Brick of Soap Victory 10oz

True to its name, this superior grade soap product is big (10 oz.) and will last much longer than the dainty little bars sold at your local grocery.
 
It also smells awesome and contains steel cut grains for maximum gripability. If you enjoy activities like drinking American beer or using power tools, then frankly, this is the only soap meant for you.
 
*Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.
Made in United States of America